I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

...in my carpet to knit a pair of pants.

Would you wear a pair of my patented "Hair Pants"?

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

No, but an ankle length skirt WOULD be nice. We're a-havin' an ice cream social down to the Epileptic Church nex' Satiday!

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

yes!

for 3463254378594598379 bucks.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

SURE! I was looking for some cheap pants anyway!

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

No.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

No, sorry, but good idea.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

um..no, if I met you I may consider it

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

As long as you wash them first......haha.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

ewwww

maybe

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

That is nothing.........In my pool there were lots of Pubic hair.......who loosen the Sasquatch

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

That's what I'm asking Santa for. I love hair pants!

;)

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

No,I'll have to pass, thanks for asking.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

I'm allergic to dog hair, but thanks for the offer.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

UGHHH THAT'S DISGUSTING NO WHY WOULD ANY ONE DO THAT UGHHH!!!

-_-

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

lol, too funny. i have a bunch myself. i swear i shed a whole person myself, maybe we could go into business together.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

I certainly would....they would be much softer than the hemp pants I currently wear.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

no thank you lol

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

okay was that a joke or are you being serious? someone else whos going to answer this plz tell me if "buk" was being serious or just joking.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

hmmmm...I'm starting to itch

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

Sprinkle them with flea powder, and you've got yourself a DEAL! =)

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

Just make me some leg warmers Buk, I don't do pants.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

No, but you'd better call C S I

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

If you knit yourself a cap made of the same stuff you have got yourself a deal!!! LOL

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

i think Levi's is in trouble now....

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

Heck yes I would! Sounds cool and actually sounds kinda fun to do.

lb

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

Waste not....want not. Two pair for me please.

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

while sitting on your naked lap....

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

Can I have electric boots and a mohair suit?! You know I saw it in a magazine!

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

Yeah. But it would itch, And my legs would probably be infected with some kind of hair related disease. But hey, why not right?

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

I'd just be afraid that when moulting season comes around I'd find myself going commando .....

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

yea, they'll go nicely with my cat hair sweater

I have determined that there is enough dog hair, cat hair, human hair, and various fibers.....?

I shave just so I don't have to wear Hair Pants, Sweety.